Dear Beggar holding the "traveling and out of money" sign,
I don't mean to be a bitch, but I am less likely to give you money if I see you sitting on the corner holding your sign and eating a Big Mac Extra Value Meal while listening to your iPod and texting on your Blackberry. You seem to have means to an end. I will continue my tradition of dropping a couple of bucks into the Salvation Army bucket or donating to Toys for Tots...I hope you don't mind. You don't seem to need my charity desperately. I'm just saying.
Sincerely,
The "beggar" was texting or using an ipod? I don't even have an ipod anymore! That is ridiculous. What a scam. Several people around here have been arrested for scamming people for money. My husband actualy fell victim to a "beggar."
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K. Thanks. Bye.